HOW EASILY THEY STOLE BREXIT

As Sherlock Holmes observed, thieves have their own individual -very simple- methods. Predictably, our political thieves

(the government) behaved just like the bank robbers who employ them, and used their default method to steal Brexit. That method was stunningly simple and cost nothing to produce : hot air. It was all they needed.

Brexit was stolen while the Leave voters wandered in a gigantic cloud of meaningless words, searching for the exit that had been quietly bricked up.

For two years I have watched decent, sincere Brexiteers waste thousands of hours debating the latest 'statement' or 'proposal' by professional liars who never had any intention of permitting Brexit. Resignations, party squabbles, 'reshuffles' , any distraction would do. The same cheapskate theatrics, week after week, the tacky repertoire of amateur drama. Did you really believe the UK would fly to freedom in a hot air balloon?

This was always their Plan B -the solution to their nightmare scenario of a "Leave" win in the referendum. When the nightmare became real, the power of wind went into overdrive. Cameron's resignation (hot words, no change to our status with the EU) May's coronation (cold words, no change) the beginning of "negotiations" (Hi Angela, hi Jean-Claude! Right, what's for lunch, make mine a double!) and so on. And on. And on.

I take no pleasure in reminding readers that several months ago I predicted every knuckle-dragging step of this Journey To Nowhere. (CLICK HERE to review that). What else could we expect from the chimpanzee tea-parties who pretend to occupy Parliament on our behalf? No crystal ball was required. You can almost smell the hot air pumping round the clock, around every clock, the eternal 24-seven belching of corruption.

And within this reeking cloud of deception we find a whole new vocabulary of evasive guff, buzzwords and phrases as meaningless as their inventors. The Backstop Problem (constipation?). Hard Brexit (Rape?). Soft Brexit (impotence?). No Deal Brexit (Armaggedon?). Blahh Blaah Brexit, have you any wool, sheeple of Britain?

Will a million words make it better, if nothing else ever changes? Will you go on listening indefinitely? Will you hurry to Facebook and re-post every "announcement" made in fartspeak by the leering Westminster apes who have unlimited patience and unlimited supplies of hot air? Remember, while you get angry, they get paid. While you get weary, the clock goes around, and all they have to do is keep the hot air coming. 

They will tell us -soon, dear sheeple- that voting is the answer. Voting is always the answer, they tell us. We just have to keep voting till we get the correct result. We need to understand that. It'll be another year or so till it happens.

Then we the sheeple will go again to the polls (like last time) and again, if need be. Time is on their side, you see. The longer it takes, the more they get paid. Another three, five years and two million more brainwashed kids will be voting for the Glorious EU Dream. A million more African incomers will be voting for free money and the council house your kids won't get. Don't worry about the future -it's already been arranged. For a sneak preview we can switch on the TV and behold the wonderful transformation of Paris.

Ironically, a few years ago the EU made it compulsory for us all to carry a yellow jacket in our cars. You might want to have a look in the boot.