Breaking -The Fab Four Are Splitting Up!

 

The jab-world has been rocked to its core by the sensational news fans had dreaded for two years:  The Bedwetters have split! Pat, Cross, Neil and Jingo are no more. Speaking from the exclusive riverside property he bought after ten vax-pushing years at Glaxo Smith-Kline, singer/shareholder Pat McVallance (Sir) lamented "It's over, we're done. For too long it's been a constant battle between me and Neil about where the Bedwetters were going."  To mark this tragic, historic day, the team at 99EndOf have assembled a cut-out-and-keep montage of the greatest hits, the highs and lows of the Bedwetters- the band that (almost) Killed_______________________________