Political Minnows With Teenage Brains Jumping the Shark for the World Economic Forum

As many of us wretched conspiracy theorists noticed, the World Economic Forum spent much of the Covid era bragging about how many of the world's very worst political figures were graduates of their creepy Young Future Leaders programme. Credit where it's due, bluff is the WEF number one pitch and threat is number two. (It's a model pioneered by all modern governments). Being a pretend government, the WEF has to make LOUD statements on BIG issues -so it's no surprise that every grasping slimeball on the globalist grift circuit turns up to perform. Welcome to Davos 2023.

  

A 34 year-old airhead called Sanna Marin is currently Prime Minister of Finland. Pretty weird, but at least this bimbo went to the trouble of getting officially elected as her nation's leader, unlike Britain's Rishi Sunak. Sanna's actual qualifications are those of the average barmaid: being quite pretty, and having no problem talking utter rubbish with a straight face. Yet, in a world where human lemmings will stick a plastic nappy on their face to go shopping I guess she's probably heading for the top. She clearly thinks she is, because by  appearing on day two at Davos 2023 she pledged Finland to never-ending support for comedy-slut  President Zelensky's military ego-trip, in a woke echo of Crazy Joe's demented ramblings in Washington. If it's good enough for Biden, thinks Sanna, it's good enough for me...    

“I think the only message that we need to send is that we will support Ukraine as long as needed. One year, two years, five years, 10 years, 15 years,” said Marin, with the kind of blind, sheeplike confidence you see in infant-schools when tiny awkward girls hold hands and sing about halting climate change for their blue-haired non-binary teacher.

“I think other countries are looking very closely at what is happening now in Ukraine...if Russia would win, then it would send a message that you can invade another country, you can attack another country and you can gain from that,” she added, as if the entire history of planet earth wasn't based on embracing that very principle.

Well gee, thanks, cupcake. Let's bear in mind this kid was aged 14 when America led the charge into Iraq (invasion/attack) with the cheerful backing of all western europe. But in 2023, America's grotesque military adventures are just, like, super-correct! 

Blissfully ignorant of either logic or irony, spaced-out Sanna is shocked by the idea that aggressive, well-armed countries might expect to profit from waging war on inferior states; it's just beyond belief, unnacceptable, impossible.

In this context, let's remember that Sanna's fiefdom -Finland- is a rocky outpost on the north-east tip of Russia which could, if Putin wished, be occupied faster than a Balti-house toilet on Vindaloo Special night. Not coincidentally, in Finland, although alcohol sales are very heavily restricted, binge-drinking and blind drunkenness are rife in every strata of society. God help them all.  

Of course, no-one will be surprised to learn that soft-centred Sanna is, in her own tiny country,  notorious for appearing on social media, visibly off her face in the company of a posse of equally wasted millennial chums. Senna is the  clearerest possible example of  (1) why the voting age in all western countries needs to be raised to 30 and (2) failing that, our elections are an utter waste of time.  Otherwise, in geopolitical experts like Sanna lie the future of western Europe. Allegedly.

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The WEF's 2023 schedule is positively stuffed with mediochrities. Yesterday, in a juvenile name-calling performance, Britain's last-but-one Prime Minister was busting his considerable gut in a feeble attempt to get back onto the front pages. Vladimir Putin, said Boris Johnson, was like 'the fat boy in Dickens' - as clear a case of projection as you could wish to see. The morbidly obese ex-PM did everything but plonk his todger on the table in what was presumably a calculated bid to showcase his geopolitical insights. Putin, you see, was too cowardly to use nuclear weapons, declared the UK's most notoriously lard-assed Etonian windbag. Cheers, Boris, don't let the door hit you on your way out. 

Earlier on, the original nordic doom-goblin Greta Thundberg popped up for a pathetically contrived "celebrity arrest", getting herself politely nicked by a squad of curiously sheepish Swiss robocops who were kind enough to pose with her for the dozens of pre-assembled press photographers. She was protesting about something -lack of attention I imagine- but nobody really cares now she's past teenage. Nice try, love, see you at COP 27.

Elsewhere in the world, the severed tentacles of the WEF were wriggling as far off as New Zealand. Affronted, perhaps, to see her former globalist patrons partying without her, the spectacularly horse-faced Jacinda Adern announced her upcoming resignation to the enormous delight of everyone in the known universe. Gnashing her 200 front teeth, the world's least favourite Antipodean promised to vacate the job by February 7th.

Her three-year long Hitler impersonation having run its course, Adern was unable to cope with the loss of her Covidian super-powers. Prime Ministering is so not fun when you can't beat protesters to death or dispatch a SWAT team to strangle maskless pensioners. Blood-specked copies of her CV are doubtless already on their way to the KGB and the torture-gang at Guantanamo Bay.

While the planet holds its breath in anticipation of President Zelboy's next big-screen cameo at the WEF bash, Ukraine's forever war cheerleaders seem to have woken up to the teeny-weeny problem we identified last week. [read this]. The fact of the matter is, you can send Emperor Zelensky all the fancy hi-tech killing machines you like, but they ain't worth doodly squit if his boys don't know how to use them. 

The tricky business of starting up a brand new 21st century troop-training centre in the middle of a full-on war has clearly ignited a few inert brain-cells. Last week's international rush to supply Kiev with every unused battle-tank in Europe has become this weeks hmmm, yes, well, perhaps, let me see...[DETAILS HERE]  Britain's Putin-busting Challenger tank bonanza offer is suddenly not quite as certain as it was a few days ago when the armchair-warriors at the Telegraph were wetting their camouflage-pants with gory glee. 

This dramatic change-of-tack has, by the way, nothing whatsoever to do with the -somewhat under-reported- statement by Vladimir Putin that any NATO-supplied tanks appearing in Ukraine will be immediately targeted for obliteration. No sir, absolutely nothing to do with that. Not a bit of it.

Ian Andrew-Patrick

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